Cat

 I thought I would be clever , with the cat food on the floor . You know the stuff the cats spill but refuse to eat . So last night , when this idea hit me ; I got a dessert dish . What your cat doesn’t eat out of crystal dessert dishes or margarita glass ? 

Anyways , I’m in the wheelchair , bent over picking up cat food , praying I don’t tip over and in comes sabatian . So much sneaking this clean up mission . There I wait for him to either eat or leave ...... but with his super sonic hearing , each piece hitting the glass from floor has my mission fail . 

I tried again this morning, as coffee brews in press -four minute mission . Success I get all the pieces off the floor ! Now there are three serving dishes . Will they eat , stay tuned .